‘Make a
blog,’ they all say.
‘It will
get you famous,’ they shierk.
And as a
result, you have blogs seeping through every crack of the internet. Link by
link you’ll find people proclaiming their exper-tease, praising themselves all
over the information super highway. Rest
assured. This is no blog, this is homework.
So go on: click away. The words I am spinning here won’t change your
world, or allow you to mend a broken heart, they won’t even animate the undead.
Go ahead, click away, I won’t mind. The alternatives are so much better: cats and hats, girls
and cups, or whatever floats your boat.
Still
reading on? Well, I guess we are in this together then. Tell you what: I’ll
make this blog/homework just for you.
What is it
you want? Horror? Shivers? Musicals?
Oh please ignore the last one; anything but musicals! How about…
I’ll share some of my self-proclaimed *ahem* wisdom.
Nah, who am I kidding? I’m no expert, my knowledge reaches as far as any average humanoid. Nobody knows what they’re talking about. We can only guess or make predictions. Experts are just labels.
Let’s just keep it simple, shall we? What if I'd throw in a few feelgood thoughts? Things I’ve picked up along the road, on exotic places, or just while talking to interesting people. So whenever I may have the pleasure to cross your path, you’ll be carrying a warm smile.
Again: be warned, I don’t proclaim expertise. Just read and be the judge of it yourself. Because neither me nor any expert knows what really twists and bumps in that interesting head of yours. Only you can. So take the words you need, and give a mirk to the rest of this ‘naïve’ mumbling.
And if all else fails, you can still surf to that cats and hats site, or whatever floats your boat.
Oh please ignore the last one; anything but musicals! How about…
I’ll share some of my self-proclaimed *ahem* wisdom.
Nah, who am I kidding? I’m no expert, my knowledge reaches as far as any average humanoid. Nobody knows what they’re talking about. We can only guess or make predictions. Experts are just labels.
Let’s just keep it simple, shall we? What if I'd throw in a few feelgood thoughts? Things I’ve picked up along the road, on exotic places, or just while talking to interesting people. So whenever I may have the pleasure to cross your path, you’ll be carrying a warm smile.
Again: be warned, I don’t proclaim expertise. Just read and be the judge of it yourself. Because neither me nor any expert knows what really twists and bumps in that interesting head of yours. Only you can. So take the words you need, and give a mirk to the rest of this ‘naïve’ mumbling.
And if all else fails, you can still surf to that cats and hats site, or whatever floats your boat.
It is undoubtedly an interesting blog and makes me come back every other day. Thanks for writing it. And what is the story behind this picture.
ReplyDeleteThanks for reading every day. I hope you'll find it worth your while. Still, take a breather every once and a while. There's more to life then reading other people's blogs ^ ^ There might be a story behind this picture, but it's more interesting if you'd discover/imagine your own meaning behind it. Because stories are always made in the eye of the beholder
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